Oh, and please, have the twins send our illustrious Professor Snape a complimentary Moldiemort robe. Indian Sex How will I sit in her class and NOT break into giggles! – Ginny
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Lavender Brown
Re: Re: Re: Calendar Orders
You got it, girlfriend! – Professor Snape
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
CC: Severus Snape / Potions Master
FW: Re: Merchandising
Ginny, I’ve contacted Legal, and they are pretty sure they can counter any block Moldiemort tries to put in place. Poor boy. Have I complimented you on your excellent physique, yet? As a special favor to you, I’ve personalized the copy. I’m keeping a copy in my private edition, mind you. – Professor Snape
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
CC: Severus Snape / Potions Master
FW: Re: Merchandising
Ginny, I’ve contacted Legal, and they are pretty sure they can counter any block Moldiemort tries to put in place. Anyway, we have a small legal situation on the horizon. I don’t suppose you would be so courteous to autograph it, would you? 3) Calendar is GORGEOUS! Make sure you’re guarding the jewels, Harry. Given that I am one of the producers of the “Naked Quidditch” calendar, I really don’t think that there is any ‘more’ of Harry that I can see while he’s riding a broomstick. 3) Calendar is GORGEOUS! – Lav
To: Ginny
