You can try not being as nice all the time to me.”
“You want me to not be nice?”
“I don’t know. He thought it was just another one of my phases—like when I tried yoga, or that spin class I hated. Indian Sex You had no idea, even if you crashed the party, so it’s understandable you think we are nuts.”
“You aren’t a fatty!!” I changed the subject because she was clearly down on herself, and I felt stupid for having asked – she had a valid point. Comet and Harley didn’t care—they’d even stop sometimes, tell me to jog in place, and have a chat with him. god-damn it!!!”
“OHHHH!!!!” some of the people at the party empathized with her – so close. It’s the wildest thing I have ever done.”
“So, you will be back next year?”
“I am not sure,” my neighbor said introspectively. “What if you have to go poop or something?” I asked – realizing that was stupid and sounded completely moronic. Her expression was a knowing, playful smirk that seemed to say, “What? I was on cloud nine. I asked her about the training again – just to keep the conversation moving. “Wow!” I couldn’t believe the women could get away with that.
