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Daughter [flinches]: You freaks! Be brave, and get out! You’re gonna lose everything, me, our daughter, your job, everything—! . HUSBAND takes out his smartphone and dials.]
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Husband: She picked up that stuff a while ago. I want you out. I just wish my voice weren’t so scratchy. . . Husband: I’m just glad you and I worked things out.
